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Monday, December 4, 2017

Rich Roat, R.I.P. 2017



A Letter of Thanks
Rich Roat was my boss, but more so my friend. I haven’t been able to think very clearly since his passing last week, but I felt like I need to say thank you to him for what he meant to me, and so many others. 

I first met Rich just over six years ago, but the story goes back further than that. I’ve been in the type business for 20 years, and had admired House Industries, the company Rich built with Andy Cruz, for years  from afar. So I was very excited when I found the opportunity to potentially become a member of the team. Rich was welcoming from the start, and we soon found that I was a fit for the House family. As those of you who have met Rich know, he was always friendly, someone you could talk to immediately, and at length. What I’d lil to thank Rich for is his recognition of my potential, and the way he allowed me and all the people at House to grow and contribute in ways we didn’t always anticipate. 

But Rich was so much more than just my manager. Many times he’d open up his home to me, and I was welcomed by his wife and family as if a long time friend. This is how I will remember Rich: as a warm, loving father, husband and friend. The time I spent with Rich and his wife taught me so much about life. I will always be thankful for the model he showed me of how to raise a family. I doubt I would be in the same place today without his influence. 

It’s so tough to comprehend and deal with the loss, since the wounds are still so fresh. My thoughts will always be with his family, and those he was closest too. Today I would like to just thanks him for all that he gave me, and many others. But that’s just who he was. 


Thanks, man. 

Thursday, July 10, 2008

test 2 for 7/10

4:15 pm
To: Lasster_John@pixarrules.disney
From: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: Sequel?

Johnny! Hey man, just got off the phone with my agent, and he says the numbers for the second week look good… over 100 mill already! I was talking with him, and we think a sequel might be a good idea, eh?

Gotta run, Johnny 5 and R2 are coming over to play poker… by the way they love the idea too, they’ve BOTH done the sequel thing.

Beep, beep, boop.-W

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney,
CC:Woody@pixarcharacters.disney, Flik@pixarcharacters.disney, Sully_n_Mike@pixarcharacters.disney, Nemo@pixarcharacters.disney, IncredibleFamily@pixarcharacters.disney, LightningMcQ@pixarcharacters.disney, ratatouille@pixaracharacters.disney
From: Lasseter_John@pixarexec.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Wall E, glad to see you’re enjoying the success. I CC’d the rest of the gang on here, because it seems every year when one of our movie comes out, everyone thinks its time to start asking for sequels…



once again, we don’t DO sequels guys. Sorry. The whole Toy Story 2 thing was a big mistake, and it won’t happen again. Besides, we’ve got a full plate for the next… decade.

Love,
John.

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: Nemo@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Ha ha, are you kidding me Mr Roboto? Listen chump, if anyone around here is getting a sequel next it’s gonna be me? Do you KNOW how many kids saw my movie? The Demos are outta sight. I’ve been busy doing the new stuff at Disney World, otherwise I am SURE John would’ve asked me already.

-Nemo

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: Sully_n_Mike@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Kid, listen, if you want a sequel, no matter what you do… don’t let them in on your personal life. Sure, Disney World allows those marches, but you’d be surprised how they frown upon “alternative lifestyles!”

By the way, you looked GREAT at the premiere, gold is really your color!

-Sully-n-Mike

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: IncredibleFamily@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Hey Wall E, long time no chat! How ya been? You wanna do a sequel huh? Yeah, we’re waiting for ours too! I mean, what superhero movie DOESN’T have a sequel, you know?

How are you doing with the success? It can be tough out there, so be careful… Dash’s court date is in a few weeks, and we’re pretty sure his charge is going to be reduced to possession only, and Violet is doing well with her group therapy, … and her pregnancy is moving along well! Bob flipped, of course, and I’ve noticed he’s been spending a lot of time with his makeup girl – and we aren’t even filming anything!
Anyway, gotta go! This bottle of gin won’t drink itself.

-Elastigirl

To: Wall_E@pixarcharacters.disney
From: LightningMcQ@pixarcharacters.disney

Subject: RE: Sequel?

Wait... John still talks to you?

-Lightning

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Real News Item: Duct Tape fights Bioterror Bacteria!

From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:


At the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's new $214 million infectious disease laboratory in Atlanta, scientists are conducting experiments on bioterror bacteria in a room with a containment door sealed with duct tape.

The tape was applied around the edges of the door a year ago after the building's ventilation system malfunctioned and pulled potentially contaminated air out of the lab and into a "clean" hallway.


Make that the $214 million and 3 dollars and 25 cents, infectious disease laboratory!