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Monday, June 23, 2008

Real News Item: Duct Tape fights Bioterror Bacteria!

From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:


At the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's new $214 million infectious disease laboratory in Atlanta, scientists are conducting experiments on bioterror bacteria in a room with a containment door sealed with duct tape.

The tape was applied around the edges of the door a year ago after the building's ventilation system malfunctioned and pulled potentially contaminated air out of the lab and into a "clean" hallway.


Make that the $214 million and 3 dollars and 25 cents, infectious disease laboratory!

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